Rose. 18. I come before hoes.

orcas:

this photo is legendary 

orcas:

this photo is legendary 

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amoyed:

cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out

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friggindweeb:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

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found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

i hope this woman lives forever

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fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

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zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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thegreensanitarium:

sees cute animal

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catchaglimpseofalleble:


mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

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